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HeShe __ Once upon a time in the days of the Anglo- Saxons there were two rival brothers since birth. One named Everything who was tall, muscular with a handsome face and had all he ever wanted in the world, and one named Nothing which was scrawny and not much to look at and had not a penny to his name. As they got older Everything settled down with a beautiful woman, had two kids and was a successful lord owning many lands. While Nothing still has little.

Nothing was in hiding because he owed money to me most notorious rebel in the land. Not having any other way to pay the rebel he decided to go see Everything after years of not talking and ask him for some money.

When Nothing got to Everything’s house a beautiful woman with long black hair, beautiful blue eyes and the face of an angel opened the door and let him in. He was greeted and treated like nothing less than a guest. He felt bad for having a motive for going there and didn’t have the courage to ask for the money that day. Late that night he went to a bar next to Everything’s house. He came up with the idea to steal Everything’s wife and give her to the rebel. He was sure that the rebel would forget about his debt when he saw her beauty.

After getting really drunk Nothing started to babble about his plans about kidnapping his brothers wife to the bartender, not noticing that all the lords of that area including his brother were there for a meeting.

That morning Everything told his wife what Nothing was up to. He then instructed her to dress up a male peasant for that night and for her to sleep with the kids.

Late that night Nothing went into Everything’s bedroom and stole his wife. Without thinking twice about how easy it was, he strapped the woman to the back of the horse and rode to the rebel's cave.

When the rebel saw her, he dismissed Nothing’s debt and told Nothing he can stay there for the night. Later on the rebel decided the lay with the beautiful woman but soon found out she was a he. The next morning Nothing’s head was on a spear in the middle of the town’s square.

Katrina